My ex came round the other night to pick up the last of his belongings which has been a somewhat cathartic experience for me and an overly sentimental one for him.
Two hours after the agreed time of 8.30pm he shows up at my door. (i hate people being late – a fact he knows and abuses) Off to the loft to plunder through old boxes and after half hour or so I decided to leave him to it and to read in bed until he had finished.
He took this as a sign to sit at the top of the stairs right beside my bedroom door and talk to me for another half hour. Finally he gets the hint when I ask for him to lock the door and post his keys through the letter box on the way out. Firm but necessary.
The next morning I wake with a jolt 20 minutes before my alarm. The jolt is a near orgasm in my sleep. Normally I would relish this dream and attempt a return to it but to my horror the man in the dream was my ex and what’s worse, it wasn’t normal straightforward sex it was nasty, doggy style, anal sex!
Where the hell did that come from?!
I can clearly see why my ex would make an appearence in my subconsious after that evening but what’s with the bum fun?
A call to O and a shower was promptly required.
xoxo
Tags: bum fun, dreams, sex with the ex
