‘The engineer’

It’s 4pm and I’ve just woken up. I am so revoltingly tired and last night, I did a naughty thing and it was very unprofessional. So let me tell you the story…

Last night was my friends leaving do, she’s venturing off travelling so I went out to give her a good send her off. I had been working all day and it was ten before I ended up going out so I started on doubles to catch up with folk. Dear god. doubles make me plastered. I think I was a little out of control. I’m certain I started telling a one of my colleagues some of my deepest darkest secrets. I’ve not even written them on here and I was sharing it out like its a bedtime story. Doubles are not my friend.

One of the guys I was out with last night was one of the juniors from work. He’s quite cute but he’s only 22 and his immaturity makes a very regular appearance. But as I was feeling particularly excitable last night, I thought I’d tease him a bit. I know that he kind of has a crush on me but nothing serious and I know what your probably thinking but he’s not the unprofessional thing I did. Although, had I not been sidetracked he probably would have been.

No the man that turned me into a quivering wreck this morning was an engineer. He got me at the bar. I immediately liked him, kinda dorky in cute charming way. So we got to talking and laughing and long story short, I left with him and this is where the unprofessional me came out. Instead of taking the 20 minute cab ride to mine, which all in all would have been a much much saner and more rational option, I thought to myself, no I’m in town. I work in town. I have keys to my office. Let’s go there.

WHAT WAS I THINKING!!!

That is not a good idea. Never, never, never going to do it again and whilst it was amazing to have sex on the desk where I had been working all day, all that is going through my mind now is what evidence did I leave behind. You just know that there’s going to be a little corner of the foil condom wrapper lurking around. Not to mention that I lost my bra (found it under the couch). So after I’ve finished this I’m going to make the treck into town and go on a ‘find and destroy’ mission.

As for the night itself well I just don’t know where it went to. We were having such fun and suddenly it’s 7.40am. Unsure of whether anyone was working that day I hot footed it out of there, not first without checking my reflection and finding that nearly all my makeup had been removed, a spot had appeared on my chin AND my right eye had turned pink due to a rogue bit of the engineers.. ahem… fluid. This poor sod must have thought I was quite the minger. Thankfully, I had a big hat – to hide the face and to hide more rogue sperm that was in my hair. Quite the picture I was. Despite how wonderful I didn’t look, the engineer walked me to the tram and waited with me, keeping me warm with intermittent kisses.

I guess the bonus to staying up and having sex all night is that I was just able to hop on the tram home this morning – no expensive taxi fare. The downside was that I wasn’t wearing a bra, I blatantly looked like I just had sex and if you weren’t entirely sure then the clinton-esque stains on my dress would have confirmed everything.

So despite the stupidness of sex at work and the consequences that may come, it really was worth it. The sex was amazing and I have carpet burns everywhere and I will never be able to sit on that couch in my office again without imagining everything that took place and smiling gleefully. Definitely makes my working day a bit more humourous.

Now, must go start my mission. Stupid consequences.

Love me.XOXO

PS: I also went to the bar with the really cute barman and he’s still gorgeous. He got my drink order very wrong and I’m going to pretend it was on purpose so that he could speak to me. (I know it’s probably not true but PAH to that reality)

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